Guesses from upper left to right:
1) Earn has had enough sexual yearning out of Pete and is finally doing something about it (probability 15%)
2) The online super-couple “PopShay” isn’t an act for poor Shay (probability 100%) Chances of it actually working out for him? (5%)
3) Whoever that is will regret being recorded in that cat t-shirt 20 years from now (probability 50%) (seriously who is that? The new Om with Mick? Or is that Per. I always get him messed up with Ngoi and Knott)
4) Per Film is not certain which way he swings (probability 10% 100%) (Edited for accuracy)
5) Golf is has decided that the third wheel doesn’t need to be the spare tire (probability 100%)